On Day 3 of Chicago Awesome I put my manual labor-assembly-tool box skills to work.
Today I knew a large box awaited me upon my arrival home with my new coffee table (my first piece of furniture).
What I didn’t know was that I had to assemble it (what?!!).
First things first. I had to get the box into my apartment.
After maneuvering all 72 pounds of said “table” to the 23rd floor on cart, I set out piecing this thing together.
Ok this is false.
I set out opening the box (probably the toughest portion of this exercise). This thing was sealed and ready for mountain lion attacks. I was like a mad woman on Christmas morning. Industrial kitchen scissors in hand, I ripped, tore, removed, punched, whined and sliced that giant box into shreds until I could finally remove the pieces of said “table.”
After carefully removing the (heavy) pieces and placing them on all available empty floor space, I surveyed the catastrophic mess and contemplated my options: 1) summon all males in the Chicago area that I know 2) pay people on my floor 3) call the company and yell with no hope of result.
Upon careful reflection I recalled that my mother was always handy with tools. I remember her always taking pride in being able to hammer and screwdriver with the best of them… I actually remember my grandpa teaching me how to use the hammer at a very young age.
I decided to take a stab at it.
Plus, I’m too impatient. I wanted my coffee table. Right. Now.
Taking out the instructions (written in Chinese) and figuring out what all the weird parts were called, I began to construct these heavy pieces together. I screwed in legs, added the bottom shelf, and tightened the screws.
The last screw took me about an hour to maneuver (so THAT’s why they said not to tighten anything…) and I ended up taking legs off and putting them back on but 3 hours later I had a coffee table. An enormous coffee table.
Now I just need that couch to arrive and to pick out 7 more pieces of furniture and I’ll be good to go (oy).
Assembling first piece of furniture for new apartment?